{"product_id":"be-your-own-fuckboy-ballpoint-pen","title":"5 Pack of Snarky Ballpoint Pens","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e! Who says writing can't be a riot?\u003cspan\u003eGet ready to add some sass to your scribbles with this 5 Pack of Snarky Ballpoint Pens! Each pen is either blue or black ink, complete with cheeky sayings that’ll make your writing feel like a stand-up routine (without the mic drop). Perfect for gifting—or keeping all the snarky fun to yourself!\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBlue and Black \u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003edesigned and made by Krystan Saint Cat\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e”filled with Whimsy and rage” \u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e“be your own fuck boy”\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e”feral”\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e”I’m not like other girls, I’m worst!”\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e“I love getting really upset over every minor inconvenience” \u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"Krystan Saint Cat","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47475460210900,"sku":"Home0013","price":6.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0606\/7581\/7684\/files\/IMG-4693.jpg?v=1769547066","url":"https:\/\/www.allheartsinc.com\/products\/be-your-own-fuckboy-ballpoint-pen","provider":"All Hearts inc","version":"1.0","type":"link"}